Innovation at its best :

Why cant we create something like this !

Celebrate Reading…..

A turtle family decided to go on a picnic. Turtles, being naturallyslow about things, took seven years to prepare for their outing. Finally the turtle family left home looking for a suitable place for their outing. During the second year of their journey they found a place ideal for them at last! For about six months they cleaned up the area, unpacked the picnic basket, and completed the arrangements.
Then they discovered they had forgotten the salt. A picnic without salt would be a disaster, they all agreed. After a lengthy discussion, the youngest turtle was chosen to retrieve the salt from home.
He agreed to go on one condition: That no one would eat until he returned The family consented and the little turtle left. Three years passed and the little turtle had not returned. Five years….six years… then on the seventh year of his absence, the oldest turtle could no longer contain his hunger. He announced that he was going to eat and begun to unwrap a sandwich.
At that point the little turtle suddenly popped out from behind a tree shouting, “SEE I knew you wouldn’t wait. Now I am not going to go get the salt.”

“Some of us waste our time waiting for people to live up to our expectations to finally realize that it is better to have done it ourselves than to have waited for someone to complete.”

1.  If all the nations in the world are in debt (I am not joking. even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (weird)

2.  When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tastes it? (to be given a thought)

3.  What is the speed of darkness? (absurd)

4.  If the “black box” flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good thinking)

5.  Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows)

6.  Can you cry under water? (let me try)

7.  Why do people say, “you’ve been working like a dog” when dogs just sit around all day? (I think they meant somethingelse)

8.  Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows)

9.  Do fish ever get thirsty? (Can you ask and tell)

10.  Can you get cornered in a round room? (by ones eyes)

12.  Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight I will stay and watch)

13.  What came first, the fruit or the color orange? (seed)

14.  If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? (No comments)

15.  What should one call a male ladybird? (No comments)

16.  If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot? (can somebody help )

17.  Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes you can)

18.  Why is it called a “building” when it is already built? (strange isnt it)

19.  If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be able to hear it? (got to think scientifically)

20.  If you’re traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? (I dont have a chance to try)

21.  Why is it called a TV set when theres only one? (very nice)

22.  If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? (this is nice)

23.  Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can’t go that fast on any road? (stupid, break the law)